Alexandra Kelley

Its early as I sip my coffee and ponder death and of course the life that precedes it.  I intend to re-immerse myself in Death By Phone Sex this week so I can finish that project and move onto others that I have lurking around.  I know that you have been anxiously awaiting its arrival and I wont keep you in suspense too terribly much longer

I am finding that there are many people that cast stones at my chosen venue of specialties ~smile  Never Fear – My kind has been stoned, burned at the stake and cast out for centuries, and yet we still endure to torment the “puritans”. I find it rather amusing that those who can’t  or refuse to talk about the darker side of life, scream about those of us who revel in the seedy underbellies of the world.  What is that I smell?  Fear? ~ laugh~  Yes it does have a distinct odor doesn’t it?  Its alright my dears, you will never be able to understand a mind such as mine and you shouldn’t strain your pretty little head worrying about things that are so far above you even as you set upon your self made pedestals.  A closed mind is a dangerous thing indeed, wouldn’t you agree? 

The summer has passed far too quickly and not nearly productively enough.  Now that September is nipping at our heels it is time to settle down and wrap some things up before the slumber of winter is upon me.  For now though, I do believe I will refill my mug of coffee and ponder the possibilities of the day.

Do You Dare to Expose Your Soul?

Alexandra Kelley.com

Were you wondering where I had disappeared to my pet? ~laugh  I took a spur of the moment mini vacation with some friends up to the lake and it was JUST what I needed.  Sometimes it is necessary to step away from technology and just remember what life is like without constant contact.  Although I did cheat a little and checked  email and such.

In any case.. I am back to twist your mind for my pleasure.  Are you ready?

A Tale of Love Never Ending: Carl van Cassel

Van Cassel was a sixty-year old German veteran of the Great War who had moved the US in the early thirties, and found work as an x-ray technician in Key West.  He was taken with a young nurse, Maria Elena Oyoz, at the hospital, who died of a sudden illness.  Van Cassel began hearing Maria sing to him a song of young lovers where the woman died and the man dug her from the grave.  Van Cassel then took Maria’s body, preserved her remains, and kept her dressed in white satin on his bed.

Around 1940, police raided van Cassel’s home and found the corpse, still well-maintained with her “face, breasts, arms, legs, trunk and vaginal tube” reconstructed.  Pictures of the body, which van Cassel would go on to sell postcards of, show a waxen doll-like figure.  There was evidence that the old man had been having sex with the corpse.  Van Cassel was not prosecuted due to the statute of limitations.

From here it gets murky.  Van Cassel either died of a heart attack decades later, or merely a year of so later, he disappeared after a bomb was set off at Maria’s gravesite.

Now tell me… is that any different from those of you who have your own real doll? ~laugh  Yes I suppose it could be argued that a real doll was never a corpse, but I believe when Van Cassel was done – his true love was more doll than corpse don’t you? Just something to think about…

Alexandra

~smile   I have spent the better part of the week submerged in death and have  probably unnaturally so, enjoyed every minute of it.  I have decided to take  Death by Phone Sex a slightly different direction than originally intended, the results of which I think you will quite enjoy; but that being said – its not going to be launched today as previously planned.  Oh well.  The best things in life are worth waiting for my dear.  Patience after all is a virtue.

Slut Mitch is a glutton for punishment.  I spent the first 3 days of last week endlessly tormenting him and then wrapped up my week tormenting poor Kevin throughout the day Friday.  I just love it when you put yourself at my beck and call boys, it does add a nice twist to the traditional session doesn’t it?  Oh you haven’t experienced that aspect of my services yet?  ~laugh~  Try a  Call Back Session, I think you will very much enjoy being  mine for the day, weekend, or if you are very brave, the week.

I am debating adding something new to my services spread.  Customized voice recordings and a few other tantalizing tidbits.  Would you be interested in having my voice in your ear sending shivers down your spine whenever the mood struck?  I would imagine the costs of such a thing would begin about $50 and go up from there dependant upon the content and time involved.  I would have a few generic offerings that could be randomly purchased and of course one of a kind offerings and personalized tarot/rune stone packages  as well.  Your thoughts on the matter?

I am lining August ( yes it IS August already my dears) up to be very productive after taking most of the summer to relax and rejuvenate.  Be prepared for new twists, interesting perversions and things you cannot even imagine. 

I invite you to … Open your mind… and Expose your Soul.

Alexandra

A New Era has begun.. I wonder what it will bring?    I do however  know what it is bringing to YOU in the near future.

Death By Phone Sex ~smile  Yes yes I have finally put my mind to getting my site on all things murder and snuff underway and it seems to be almost writing itself.  I would imagine it will be done in the next week or so for your enjoyment.  Isn’t that just what you always wanted?

For those of you asking about Lilith.  Yes I still intend to get her, but I must wait for another litter since I didn’t choose to settle for second best on the last litter. I have waited this long for the perfect dog, a bit longer is of no matter. Hopefully before the holidays I will be bringing her home and yes she still will need most of the items on her Wish List so feel free to pre spoil her.

Slut Mitch by all accounts enjoyed (if that is the right word ~laugh) his week of torment and continues to come back for more.  ~smile  Dedication can be so very painful, can’t it??

Many thanks to those who indulged this birthday with wishes and gifts.  I shall thank you personally with my own special brand of appreciation.

Isn’t it time that you found out what you were missing in your life?

Alexandra

Well now… after checking My email I can see very clearly that someone is late on their assignment which was due this morning.  tsk tsk.   Now what shall I do to you?  Do you tremble in fear.. or anticipation?

Someone else should be trembling in anticipation… isn’t that right Slut Mitch? 6 nights and 7 days of pure limit stretching torment at my fingertips.  Are you ready for the ride dear???  I certainly am… ~smile

Are you prepared to discover what you really are? To dive into the depths of your soul and let me expose you bit by bit?

Enter into My world…

Alexandra

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It does seem to be rather difficult to find a moment these days to update my blog. I seem to be flooded with odd, annoying requests such as:

“Hello Ms Kelly, I was researching how to be a perfect dominatrix and came across your site. I know your looking to hear feedback from your clients only, but I was hoping maybe you could give a few tips on to have a succesfull dominatrix phone sex call. I think I could pull off actuall domination in person but on the phone its hard for me. Do you just make the male act out things you would normally have him do if you were in person? ”

*sigh*  While I am I suppose flattered would be the correct word if such things mattered to me, what on this planet makes you possibly think that *I* am going to teach you how to be something you are clearly not?  You are seriously over your head in attempting to make a quick buck by emulating something you will never be.  Although there are those foolish boys who don’t know the difference I suppose, you might be able to fool them for a while.  Good luck with that dear, you are going to need it.

Now on to more realistic endeavors.  Slut Mitch is of on a mini trip of extreme torment this weekend.  I am anticipating reaching new levels of pain and pleasure in the 2 days that we have ~smile~  I do hope you are ready dear, I certainly am. 

Now for those of you who believe you can waste my time via IM – it is quite apparent school is out isn’t it?- you might think again.  If you want to know if I am available, my status is clearly marked to the right.  If you are not smart enough to pick up the phone after determining that I am indeed available, then perhaps you should seek out the girl above, I am sure she is more to your speed.  Oh and to the adorable boy who thought he could cloak asking me for a blow job in a mediocre cannibal fantasy, it was a lovely attempt dear but please.. did you really think it would work?

Do you see what I have been dealing with?  Poor Mitch may have to take on the brunt of my irritation, that lucky boy! ~laugh~   Perhaps I need another boy to torment and add his balls to my wall of castration fame, that may just help brighten my mood.  Or maybe I should just torture someone until they beg and cry, the sounds of which will soothe my tattered soul.

What would you do, to lift your Mistresses spirits?

Alexandra

What an annoying week this was!  I do apologize for my lack of availability this week, but it seems that if it was not one issue it was another and at least it has finally come to a close.  Its a bit early for alcohol, but I am currently soothing the edges with some lovely dark chocolate truffles from Vosges courtesy of Slave Mark who knows just how to suck up to his Goddess.

I did have a lovely Mothers Day post for you, however with internet issues and computer issues,  it never quite made it to the dashboard so it will be kept for exposure later in the month.  It is quite ~ tasty if I do say so myself. 

There was a shining light in the disgusting week I have endured.  I have  had the pleasure of meeting several new and intriguing playmates over the last few weeks.  I have contented myself playing deep in the recesses of Darling Michaels mind, who delights in being taken advantage of as he spirals deeper and deeper.  I find myself to be thrilled by exotic sock wearing boys who indulge my deadliest snuff fantasises with a dapper flair. Andrew makes an annoying but adorable mentally challenged toy and Wyatt and I have the most interesting chats on a number of subjects – soon we shall delve deeper into things my dear.  Missy is a delightful slut with the tiniest of clits, and of course a perfect mani to go with it.  See for yourself:

Isn’t it just adorable? It doesn’t even fill a small shot glass. SR FINALLY found me again after months much to my extreme pleasure.  It always pleases me to talk to someone just as wickedly twisted as I am.

So while I have been at best annoyed for a few days, there have been several shining spots to lift my mood.  Now, how can I torment you today my dear?

Don’t forget – Happy Hour runs Monday – Friday from 4-7pm in your time zone. Get 20 minutes of painful pleasure for the price of 15

Alexandra

“I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.”

Now then.. doesn’t that just define our relationship?   I find myself growing restless this week.  There is a full moon on Wednesday and my cards are predicting some sort of minor chaos.. now I ask you, is chaos ever minor? 

I don’t have much to say, or rather I am not in the mood to reveal the things milling about in my brain today, but I will leave you with one puzzle.

What do you see when you look at this picture?

should wander my way this evening.  I believe we could have a VERY good time