Alexandra Kelley

It appears that I may have been bitten by the bug.

Back soon with any luck

is this not absolutely fabulous??

You know I MUST have one or two. Care to contribute? Click here and send to mskelley@alexandrakelley.com   Alright, by now you well know My preferences for Gift Cards.  So we shall leave this subject alone.

After many requests I have decided to better outline the offering of E-Mail and Text Sessions.  This has been given its own page HERE.  This page will (as soon as I am done writing it) outline the cost of such sessions ( since it does differ from a phone sex session) and how to make an appointment for a text session.  Obviously Email sessions do not need an appointment since I will get to Emails when I get to them, but I do actually have to schedule time on the computer for a text session so appointments are usually recommended.  Of course if you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask.

The eve of the New Year is rapidly approaching.  I shall be having a few close friends over as is My custom, nothing dramatic so YES I will be available for sessions.   They seem to have fixed the phone issue, after incessant testing that was driving Me ever closer to the fine line of complete insanity.  One would hope that it is now really fixed- so again, please notify Me if you have any difficulties.  You can always call the main dispatch line (866 344 8432) if for some reason you cannot get through due to dead air or dropped calls.  It is working just fine.

Alexandra Kelley
Domination Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

It appears that the phone system is now working again.  Please let Me know if you encounter any difficulties.

Shocked? ~ laugh~  Don’t be.  A number of My loyal subject celebrate Christmas, and I was raised Catholic as you well know so I have somewhat of a blended holiday Myself.  After all – who am I to turn down any holiday that offers Me gifts and worship?

On a perhaps more important note.  There seems to be some difficulty with either My phone or the 800# system that obviously cannot be addressed until tomorrow at the very earliest.  I would suggest if your call does not go through the first time this evening to try again, and if all else fails you can try the main dispatch line at 866 344 8432 but I would be surprised if they perhaps weren’t encountering the same difficulty.   It does seem that some people ARE getting through to voice mail, and if you would like a session – do leave a message and I will attempt to contact you.

If My phone company isnt off tomorrow ( which they very might well be) I will contact them and see what is what as well as address the 800# company.

Ahh the fun parts of the holidays.

In anycase.. I do hope you enjoyed your day and I shall look forward to speaking with you soon

Alexandra

Ahh Good Morning My deviant ones…  It seems to Me that this year Christians have been on a bit of a rampage screaming about putting Christ back into Christmas and shunning of course anyone who doesn’t believe their particular line of “truth” as it were.  Why in the hell does it MATTER what  people call the holidays?  Does anyone really care ALL that much?  Especially when YOUR religion is based on an ancient one that you conviently forget to acknowledge and choose to believe your own ghost story as fact instead.  Ah each to their own.

and from the other side of the coin:

The truth about Christmas is that it is not Christmas at all. It is the Winter Solstice, a Pagan holy day observed around the world and since time imemorial from the Native American tribes, to the Norsemen, to the ancient Romans, and today by modern Pagans, Witches and Wiccans.  One of the eight Sabbats of Witchcraft, this season, known as Yule, the great annual festival of Saturn, the Saturnalia, of Pagan Rome, Dies Natalis Solis Invicti of the Mithras cult, the Winter Solstice is a sacred time in the Pagan calendar. We set our clocks by it, we celebrated a Millennium because of it, but the shocking truth is it did not happen. The birth of a boy under remarkable circumstances to humble parents in a stable in Bethlehem did not happen on the 25th December, 1 A.D.  See more from this perspective here.

I personally don’t care what you believe, as long as one believes SOMETHING and doesn’t attempt to shove it down My throat.  Winter Solstice is a time of rest and rejuvination, one that I have CERTAINLY earned and intend to enjoy in all manners – especially the ones that bring Me gifts.   I did not as is my custom put up a tree this year.  I usually have somewhat of a blended holiday, however with the sudden relocation and such it just did not happen.  I do however have My yule log- yet no fireplace so I will spend some chilly time outdoors with it bringing in the season.  Perhaps some mulled wine will be in order.

Now.  I suppose it is time for Me to give back to you ~smile~  This is the part you like yes?  There are 11 days left in the year of 2011.  So I shall run a special throughout those days, ending New Years day at 12:01am.    Let’s see. – I shall make it interesting.   For every 30 minute session you place with Me I will throw on 5 free minutes.   For every 60 minute phone sex session – I will give you 15 free minutes at the end of your session ( if you think about the discounted rate you get at 60 minutes this is a serious bonus)   Now that being said.  If you decide a 45 minute session is more your speed – look for about 7 free minutes at the end of your session. 

Now for the fun part.  Every phone sex session over 30 minutes will be entered into a year end drawing for a FREE 30 minute session with Me.  You can enter as many times as you like, however there will be only ONE winner.  The winner will be notified via email (so you should make sure I have your current email on file) AND posted here on My website via the nickname or whatnot you like to use. You will have the entire month of January to use your free phone sex session. Easy enough? I thought so.

Now My dears.  Go forth and cause havock. Enjoy your loved ones and don’t worry about the rest. I shall look forward to speaking with you soon.

Alexandra Kelley
Erotic Hypnosis Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

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Its late – early?  I suppose dependant upon your point of view.  The night has fallen into that utter silence that is tranquil and intoxicating at the same time.   I suppose it is one of My favorite times of the day.  I have a fresh pot of coffee brewing and am contemplating putting in a few more hours of tedious webwork before I call it a day (night?)

There are very few distractions at this hour, as of late I am finding Myself quite easily distracted.  The result being that My site isn’t up to My personal standard and of course My phone isn’t ringing to the level which not only I am accustomed but I would prefer.  I am contemplating the need to hire an assistant in the New Year.  One which will handle all the tedious little web work details that I detest and free up My time for the things that I enjoy, such as tormenting lost souls and leading them deeply into My web while developing new concepts to expand My business.  Likewise I would like to find room in the budget for perhaps a twice monthly housekeeper.  I am not used to having so much space around Me and keeping it clean to the level which I prefer is proving to be a chore I am not enjoying ~laugh    Why not use a sissy maid you ask?   Perhaps I will eventually, however I am enjoying My solitude without people underfoot at the moment and don’t choose to change that right away.  There is much I would like to do to this space before I invite someone to share in it in such a manner – even for a little while.

I suppose My last few entries have been a bit more introspective than you are used to on this site. Ah well – skip over them if you don’t care to read about the every day ~smile  I wont take offense as you well know.  I will soon be back to giving you perhaps more of what you crave in the morbid, macabe and deranged.  Never to fear My dears.

Now what did you ask Santa for?  Hmmmm??  Perhaps a bit more pain and pleasure for the holiday?  Its never too early to start getting what you need.  Open your mind.   Expand your horizons.  Scream for Me.

Alexandra Kelley
Domination Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

Looking for an EASY way to Spoil your Goddess this holiday season?  Purchase Me an Amazon Gift Card.  Its always the perfect size and you know I will find something I like with it

I find Myself settling into My new space  and just enjoying being surrounded by nearly 100 years of history.  The floors creak, the furnace is obnoxiously loud, there are various drafts and cavernous ceilings and I couldn’t be happier ~laugh.  I have the new experience of purchasing propane, which is ungodly expensive and apparently burns rather quickly and am missing having a fireplace, but you cannot have everything I suppose. The back of the house opens up onto miles of desert and things yet to be explored and the night is alive with starlight unhampered by city lights so it does offset what I don’t have.  Still its not in the middle of nowhere, just far enough out to be private – which anyone who knows Me knows that is a key element in My happiness.

Life is good My deviant darlings…. shall we make it better by engaging in a session?

Alexandra Kelley
Erotic Hypnosis Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

I see that the previous post has scared some of you ~ laugh   Rest assured the cock and its owner are recovering nicely not to mention quiet cheerfully  See for yourself - “ I get distracted by beautiful women and great voices. I love your web site; I see my pictures, comments and I feel so proud that I am your pain slut!” DR 

~smile ah those who doubt Me. Merely light bruising remains. Do you not know that that this is but a small sample of what I can do for you?  Phone sex should be an adventure into the unknown that stirs your imagination and your cock.  I am  not limited in any way shape or form.  Perhaps you desire something a tad more.. relaxing?  Try an erotic hypnosis journey of the mind or perhaps a simple fantasy scenario.   Your options are quite open My dear.

On a different note – I find that My journey with Lilith is quite unexpected in a delightful way.  She brings more than I could have imagined to My life, and on that note I shall be aquiring a playmate and sister for her in the summer.   What Goddess doesn’t need two loyal dogs to protect Her?  Isis, My intrepid familiar, is quite put out with the whole situation, herself being above a mere dog in her estimation.    Cats are after all, a higher form of life ~laugh  You will find that My wishlist has mostly reverted to items that will enhance those lives that I have been charged with.  Which is why – should you not be interested in supporting them through Me, a gift certificate is preferred, which you have My assurance will be spend on Myself as intended – I do have a hankering for a Kitchen Aid Mixer ~laugh. 

Thinking of such things does remind Me though  I do need to get new collars and charms for everyone, after all a new year is rapidly approaching.  So many things to do still in such a short amount of time.   I am also finding  that living in this big old home suits Me far better than the condo I so recently left.  While I will miss a few perks, the energy here is so much deeper and ageless.  Perfect for My needs and the added bonus of course; There is nobody to hear you scream ~smile.  

So my Deviant Darlings -  I am off to shop for animal bling.  Do stop by and let me expose your deepest and most twisted fantasies.  After all ~ the holidays should bring out the best in us all ~smile

Alexandra Kelley
Erotic Hypnosis Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

Looking for an EASY way to Spoil your Goddess this holiday season? Purchase an Amazon Gift Card. Its always the perfect size and you know I will find something I like with it

 just to pass the time.   I bet you never thought I would be so domestic did you? ~smile.  I am a Goddess of Many talents My dears…

Now really? Doesn’t this look fun? ~smile. DR certainly thought so….. I do love pain sluts…. Speaking of.. Mitch My dear… you seem to be MIA again…

“Alexandra, I love the page!!!!!!!!!!!!!  What a rush. I love having my penis and balls being your property!! And I don’t care who knows it. I just hated to wash your name off my penis. We may have to talk about doing something about that one of these days. If I wasn’t so sore I would call you now. ~DR”

Are you ready to expand your horizons? This is but a sample of My offerings. Let Me show you a world you have only dreamed of…

Alexandra Kelley
Extreme Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

Looking for an EASY way to Spoil your Goddess this holiday season? Purchase an Amazon Gift Card. Its always the perfect size and you know I will find something I like with it

My how this year has flown.  2011 certainly did not live up to its promises, but I have hope for 2012.  Today is shaping up to be a quite lazy day, I don’t have anything scheduled and I really don’t feel like going anywhere.  I had thought I would run errands, but even that doesn’t seem pressing at the moment.

So let us celebrate My mood.  For every 60 minute phone sex session you purchase and use today, I will give you a 15 minute bonus.  Today only.  Ends at Midnight or sooner if My mood changes.  You have to ask Me for it, you cannot break it up into sessions unless you intend to use them all today.  I will let you use this as a call back, broken into 2 sessions.  Hmm and just for shits and grins – I will give you a 5 minute bump on any 30 minute session.  Feeling Lucky?  Come on boy.. Let Me see what you are made of.

Now, even though My phone sex website has been around for a while.  Some of you persist in insisting you cannot find information like pricing on My site.  Which is rather foolish, but alright.  I have now sorted the categories on the left into sections which SHOULD make it nearly foolproof.  All information pertaining to Me, Alexandra Kelley and engaging in sessions - is subsorted to to top.  Click and Read My dears, Click and Read.

I suppose I shall wander off and find some more coffee, perhaps you shouldslip off  to a secluded room and let Me torment you.

Alexandra Kelley
Domination Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

Looking for an EASY way to Spoil your Goddess this holiday season?  Purchase Me an Amazon Gift Card.  Its always the perfect size and you know I will find something I like with it