Alexandra Kelley

It does seem to be rather difficult to find a moment these days to update my blog. I seem to be flooded with odd, annoying requests such as:

“Hello Ms Kelly, I was researching how to be a perfect dominatrix and came across your site. I know your looking to hear feedback from your clients only, but I was hoping maybe you could give a few tips on to have a succesfull dominatrix phone sex call. I think I could pull off actuall domination in person but on the phone its hard for me. Do you just make the male act out things you would normally have him do if you were in person? ”

*sigh*  While I am I suppose flattered would be the correct word if such things mattered to me, what on this planet makes you possibly think that *I* am going to teach you how to be something you are clearly not?  You are seriously over your head in attempting to make a quick buck by emulating something you will never be.  Although there are those foolish boys who don’t know the difference I suppose, you might be able to fool them for a while.  Good luck with that dear, you are going to need it.

Now on to more realistic endeavors.  Slut Mitch is of on a mini trip of extreme torment this weekend.  I am anticipating reaching new levels of pain and pleasure in the 2 days that we have ~smile~  I do hope you are ready dear, I certainly am. 

Now for those of you who believe you can waste my time via IM – it is quite apparent school is out isn’t it?- you might think again.  If you want to know if I am available, my status is clearly marked to the right.  If you are not smart enough to pick up the phone after determining that I am indeed available, then perhaps you should seek out the girl above, I am sure she is more to your speed.  Oh and to the adorable boy who thought he could cloak asking me for a blow job in a mediocre cannibal fantasy, it was a lovely attempt dear but please.. did you really think it would work?

Do you see what I have been dealing with?  Poor Mitch may have to take on the brunt of my irritation, that lucky boy! ~laugh~   Perhaps I need another boy to torment and add his balls to my wall of castration fame, that may just help brighten my mood.  Or maybe I should just torture someone until they beg and cry, the sounds of which will soothe my tattered soul.

What would you do, to lift your Mistresses spirits?

Alexandra