Alexandra Kelley

So being as this is a holiday week that several religions profess to have a “savior” or rather Jesus Christ himself  having risen from the dead after 3 days, I always have pondered the ultimate question for those religious fanatics out there;  Would it be considered Necrophilia to have had sex with “Jesus” after he [...]

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 I was idly flipping through channels one evening and found the most interesting show called Fatal Attractions on Animal Planet.  What caught my attention was the boy who thought that large carnivorous reptiles would make lovely house pets, even after he had been bitten and infection had set in.  The best part?  They don’t know [...]

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This is what happens when I am feeling artistic ~smirk~  You suffer, I am amused.  Unfortunately the black and purple  didn’t present as nicely as I had hoped they would, but I am quite pleased with the result nonetheless. Slut Mitch is always such a willing subject to my manipulations and such a glutton for [...]

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An amusing site for your pleasure My Black Valentine Did you enjoy your commercially romantic holiday?  Dearest Brad did ~smile~  His sobbing in pain was music to my ears and his moans put my mood in a proper celebratory place. Slut Mitch survived his 6 days of torment with a smile and some very sore balls.  [...]

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Sometimes all it takes is a beam of sunlight to cut through the most deeply felt disappointments.  After the discovery that I was dealing with a less than reputable breeder I made the decision to terminate the relationship.  I have since formed a relationship with a breeder I  admire and am looking forward to bringing [...]

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 Short story.. I will not be going to pick up Lilith this Friday.  In fact the search will be continuing.   I am quite disappointed  however, better to be safe than sorry in some cases.  Perhaps the summer will bring new possibilities. It is Monday and quite early.   I’ve not had the chance to sleep much [...]

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As you may have noticed, I will be gone on January 22 for most of the day.  I will be taking the trip to pick up Lilith and introduce her to her new home!  I am needless to say, very excited and counting the days.  Schedule your sessions later in the evening for that day if [...]

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a New Year presents you with a very, VERY limited opportunity.  To take advantage of Me. ~laugh~ I awoke this morning feeling especially twisted, creative and with perhaps just a touch of blood lust left over from last evening, so I am going to let you take advantage of My mood. All sessions today until 12am [...]

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just a note to wish you all a Very Blessed New Year.  I wish you the best that I have to offer… Alexandra

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Well now…What do YOU want for Christmas little boy? Step into my parlour and I will indulge your deepest, darkest most twisted fantasy like no other ~smile Dearest Nathan ~ Set aside your fears and doubts, you know what I have to offer you and you know that you cannot resist it. My favorite Bitch [...]

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