Hello my tiny dicked friend. Do you crave acceptance even though you will never be a “real” man? Take vitamins in hope that your pathetic clit will someday grow up big and strong? Sweaty palms at the prospect of a date that might end up with you having to expose yourself, knowing that she will burst out laughing?
You have come to the right place.
I know how much that humiliation both shames and excites you. The attention from any female makes that clitty stand up and want attention. How badly you desperately want to lose your virginity and be “normal” Maybe the site of a “real” cock will help you sort out your anxieties. You cannot help but watch when I take men to my bed in front of you, letting you only clean up that sweet cream pie or fluff my next stud. I accept you for what you are my friend. You are a pathetic excuse for a man and yet I keep you around for my amusement. If you are a good little boy I will let you play with your best friend the blow up sheep. Humping desperately on her while my girlfriends and I watch and laugh at you.
Perhaps we will dress you up as a sissy maid and make you serve us before initiating you with a real cock or 10. Wouldn’t that be nice? The possibilities are endless.
On the off chance that you are not a pathetic clit boy, there is room here for you as well. That dirty little secret that you don’t want anyone to know? I will hold it safe in my circle of friends.You do trust me. Don’t you?
You wouldn’t want anyone to know that you dress up as a woman every night now would you? Maybe if you get yourself loose your neighbor won’t come looking for you after I call her.
Watching the boys at the gym again? tsk tsk Being discovered with your panties around your knees at the office would be a bad thing wouldn’t it?
Does your secretary know that you spend half your day picking out lingerie for that special weekend away with your big burly friend? Maybe I should call her and let her in on our little secret.
Such a manly man you are. Hanging out with the guys after a hard sweaty game of ball. Do they know you fantasize about them?
Step into my parlor and find acceptance and love. Someone who understands and accepts you despite of your patheticness and shortcomings.






