Alexandra Kelley

YES!  In answer to your requests and hopes I will be available for sessions throughout the entire Thanksgiving weekend, including Black Friday.  Since I have most of My shopping already done and I abhor large obnoxious crowds, Black Friday will take on an entirely different meaning in My realm this weekend.

Why don’t you stop by and see if you can stand up to what I have in store for you ~smile

Alexandra Kelley
Sadistic Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

Looking for an EASY way to Spoil your Goddess this holiday season?  Purchase Me an Amazon Gift Card!  Its always the perfect size and you know I will find something I like with it

As many of you know I have several projects in the works at the moment that will not only enhance your phone sex experience, but go into more specialized depth on some of My more popular subjects of conversation.  That being said I needed a well deserved break, spending the afternoon with friends and coming home to a bottle of wine and a backlog of American Horror Stories on My DVR.  Its cold and nasty outside, why shouldn’t one cozy up with the bizzare and twisted?

Wander into your Destiny

Alexandra Kelley
Domination Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

First off.  Just because you have a direct connection with Me via phone, does NOT give you license to call and have a “chat”,  ask random questions, try to talk Me into changing My mind about something or just see how I am doing.  I am running a business here and unless you are prepared to purchase a session AT THE TIME YOU CALL, please do NOT use My number.  I would have thought that was a given since we are all supposedly adults, however it seems that it was necessary to point it out.

Secondly… and this really just pertains to all you wanna be dominant phone girls out there.  If you choose to plagiarize My website (or ANY of My websites mind you), rest assured I will indeed come after you.  I have put extensive work into My phone sex sites and will not tolerate someone with zero imagination taking My concepts and ideas, while attempting to ride on My coat tails.  Its bad enough every time I mention I have something in production, someone throws up a site with similar attributes, but I will NOT NOT NOT sit by and let you copy My site word for word and use those words as your own.  Consider yourself warned.

*sigh*  Ahh  I feel somewhat better.  Now that I have vented My spleen so to speak, I am off to seek out coffee and a hot shower, then I will return to vent any organ that you no longer need.

Alexandra Kelley
Sadistic and Unholy Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

We are legion ~smile

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/31/for-growing-ranks-of-pagans-october-31-means-more-than-halloween/?hpt=hp_c1

All Hallow’s Eve, Hallow E’en, Halloween, Day of the Dead, Samhain. By whatever name it has been called, this special night preceding All Hallows day (November 1st) has been considered for centuries as one of the most magical nights of the year. A night of power, when the veil that separates our world from the Otherworld is at its thinnest.

As ubiquitous as Halloween celebrations are throughout the world, few of us know that the true origin of Halloween is a ceremony of honoring our ancestors and the day of the dead. A time when the veils between the worlds were thinner, and so many could “see” the other side of life. A time in the year when the spiritual and material worlds touched for a moment, and a greater potential exists for magical creation.

Ancient rites

In ancient times, this day was a special and honored day of the year.

In the Celtic calendar, it was one of the most important days of the year, representing a mid point in the year, Samhain, or “summer’s end”. Occuring opposite the great Spring Festival of May Day, or Beltain, this day represented the turning point of the year, the eve of the new year which begins with the onset of the dark phase of the year.

And while celebrated by the Celts, the origin of this day has connections to other cultures as well, such as Egypt, and in Mexico as Dia de la Muerta, or the day of the dead.

The Celts believed that the normal laws of space and time were held in abeyance during this time, allowing a special window where the spirit world could intermingle with the living. It was a night when the dead could cross the veils and return to the land of the living to celebrate with their family, or clan. As such, the great burial mounds of Ireland were lit up with torches lining the walls, so the spirits of the dead could find their way

Jack-o-lanterns

Out of this ancient tradition comes one of our most famous icons of the holiday: the Jack-o-lantern. Originating from Irish folkfore, the Jack-o-lantern was used as a light for the lost soul of Jack, a notorious trickster, stuck between worlds. Jack is said to have tricked the devil into a truck of a tree and by carving an image of a cross in the tree’s trunk, he trapped the devil there. His pranks denied him access to Heaven, and having angered the devil also to Hell, so Jack was a lost soul, trapped between worlds. As a consolation, the devil gave him a sole ember to light his way through the darkness between worlds.

Originally in Ireland turnips were carved out and candles placed inside as lanterns lit to help guide Jack’s lost spirit back home. Hence the term: Jack-o-lanterns. Later, when immigrants came to the new world, pumpkins were more readily available, and so the carved pumpkins carrying a lit candle served the same function.

Festival for the dead

As the Church began to take hold in Europe the ancient Pagan rituals were co-opted into festivals of the Church. While the Church could not support a general feast for all the dead, it created a festival for the blessed dead, all those hallowed so, All Hallow’s, was transformed into All Saints and All Souls day.

Today, we have lost the significance of this most significant time of year which in modern times has turned into a candy fest with kids dressing up as action hereos.

Many cultures have ceremonies to honor their dead. In so doing, they complete a cycle of birth and death, and keep in line with a harmony and order of the universe, at time when we enter into the cycle of darkness for the upcoming year.

As you light your candles this year, keep in mind the true potency of this time, one of magical connections to the other side of life, and a time to remember those who have passed before us. A time to send our love and gratitude to them to light their way back home.

One of the top actual haunted houses in the world – Rose Hall has a lovely history that combines murder, voodoo and sex.  What more could you want?

Annie Palmer was not what you would call a sweet person, even though she owned a vast sugar plantation in Jamaica.

In the 1700s, a woman’s route to wealth and power was usually via marriage, and Annie Palmer was no exception. Born in France, Annie was a petite woman (barely 4 feet tall, it is said) who moved to the beautiful island of Jamaica to be the wife of a powerful man who owned Rose Hall and thousands of acres of sugar plantation. Little is known of her early days at Rose Hall. We do not know if she came to the island already imbued with a streak of cruelty, or if she cultivated it under the demands of her husband and her duties as the mistress of The Great House. It is said that she pined greatly for the bright lights of Paris, and found life on the island to be a hardship.

Whatever the cause, Annie was feared by the slaves who lived on and worked the plantation. She ruled with an iron fist, and defiance, or even perceived insolence, was answered with public whippings, torture in the dungeon, or even death. Annie started her day by stepping to the small balcony shown in the picture below, and issuing the orders of the day to the assembled slaves in the yard. (This is the rear of the building.) Her orders often included punishments and executions.

Perhaps out of boredom, or sheer wantonness, Annie started taking slaves to her bed. When the Mistress of the House lavished her attentions on a slave, that man’s days were numbered. When Annie tired of her lover, she would murder him and have him buried in an unmarked grave. We know little of her first husband, John Palmer, except to say that she murdered him in his bed as well. Perhaps he caught her in the act, or maybe she just tired of him too.

These were rather lawless times, and the sudden death of the master of the estate seemed not to cause any investigation. Regardless, Annie cultivated the image of being a tough and merciless mistress, at least in part to keep her from appearing to be easy prey. These were difficult times to be a woman, particularly a rich widow in a country frequented by pirates and the like. Annie found another way to remain independent and in control… Voodoo.

Many of the slaves were practitioners of the art, and in order to curry favor and live longer, they taught Annie everything they knew about magic, particularly Voodoo. This was to include human sacrifice, particularly of infants, whose bones she used in practicing the black magic. Soon Annie was known far and wide as “The White Witch of Jamaica”. Her reputation for ruthlessness and magic powers served to keep her safe from those who would normally consider her a target. Even so, Annie found time and reason to marry two more husbands, which she eventually dispatched in a similar manner, acquiring their wealth in the process. One has to assume they were foreigners, unacquainted with Annie’s reputation on the island.

Annie’s Overseer was a slave known to be quite a powerful Voodoo practitioner, a fact he managed to conceal from Annie, at risk to his own life. The Overseer had a daughter who was engaged to marry another handsome young slave on the plantation. Unfortunately, Annie’s lustful eye fell upon the young man, and he was soon called upon to pleasure the mistress of the house. The Overseer knew what to expect, and began to make preparations to protect the young man from Annie’s “disposable lover” policy.

However, Annie did not follow her usual pattern, and she killed the young man that same night, instead of playing with him for a week or so. Perhaps he objected to her attentions and declared his love for another. Whatever the reason, the young man was dead, the Overseer’s daughter grief-stricken, and the Overseer was filled with helpless rage. Annie must die, at all costs.

A special grave was prepared in the woods, within sight of the Great House, using Voodoo ritual and markings. The Overseer then entered the house, confronting the White Witch, and engaged her in magical and physical battle. He succeeded in killing her, sacrificing his own life in the process. Slaves who were privy to the Overseer’s plan entombed the body of the White Witch in the specially prepared grave… a grave designed to keep her from rising and walking the plantation again. But they failed to complete the ritual properly, and the White Witch is said to roam the Great House to this day

Tragic but interesting no?  I do so love a good ghost story…

Alexandra Kelley
Sadistic and Unholy Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

as am I.  Was there any doubt I wouldn’t be snatched up in the supposed Rapture ~laugh~  I know where My soul is firmly planted and I of course intend to rule with a velvet glove and an iron fist.  Would you expect anything else?

But watching an old episode of Charmed ( I really should buy the collection on Dvd but for now I shall stick to reruns) brought upon the perfect subject for todays blog.

The  Four Horsemen of the  Apocalypse

When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “A quart of wheat for a day’s wages, and three quarts of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!” — Revelation 6:5-6˄ NIV

The third horseman rides a black horse and is generally understood as Famine or Pestilence. The horseman carries a pair of balances or weighing scales, indicating the way that bread would have been weighed during a famine. The indicated price of grain is about ten times normal, with an entire day’s wages (a denarius) buying enough wheat for only one person, or enough of the less nutritious barley for three, so that workers would struggle to feed their families.

Of the four horsemen, the black horse and its rider are the only ones whose appearance is accompanied by a vocal pronunciation. John hears a voice, unidentified but coming from among the four living creatures, that speaks of the prices of wheat and barley, also saying “and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.” This suggests that the black horse’s famine is to drive up the price of grain but leave oil and wine supplies unaffected (though out of reach of the ordinary worker). One explanation for this is that grain crops would have been more naturally susceptible to famine years or locust plagues than olive trees and grapevines, which root more deeply. The statement might also suggest a continuing abundance of luxuries for the wealthy while staples such as bread are scarce, though not totally depleted; such selective scarcity may result from injustice and the deliberate production of luxury crops for the wealthy over grain, as would have happened during the time Revelations was written. Alternatively, the preservation of oil and wine could symbolize the preservation of the Christian faithful, who used oil and wine in their sacraments.

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Shall we dance you and I?  Wander into My web and see what lies in wait for you…

Alexandra Kelley
Sadistic and Unholy Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

Yes- it had to be done ~laugh

Alexandra Kelley
Sadistic and Perverse Phone Sex
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are very trying. Wondering where I have been? Well My dears.. wonder no more. A Huge car repair bill + helping a friend move + eliminating some personal annoyances makes for a somewhat cranky and exhausted Alexandra.

As a result however, I am feeling rather creative. Shall I be your evil stepmother selling off not only your soul but bits of your flesh to keep Myself young and beautiful? Or perhaps I will sacrifice you to the gods of torment to obtain more Power. Weave a spell through your mind until you are hopelessly addicted to Me, or just maybe I will pleasure Myself causing you extreme amounts of pain. The options are endless. The possibilities ripe with promise.

Will you take advantage of them?

Alexandra
Sadistic and Perverse Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

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For the LOVELY cherry amber pendant from My wishlist.  It is even more beautiful in person.  I do think you will quite enjoy what I have turning in My mind for your pre paid phone sex sessions.

Alexandra
Sadistic and Perverse Phone Sex
Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670

and I do mean perfectly clear.  If you are not currently My client, do NOT waste My time by calling up with your credit card to be drained.  I do NOT arbitrarily drain peoples credit cards, nor will I do it just this once because some brainless fool you have called before will do it for you.  I would suggest you call them if that is the case.  Any questions?  I think that this is pretty clear and straightforward.

Now – if you ARE one My clients, of course you are welcome to leave any size tip you like. ~laugh~ This includes cutting your session early ( remainder of the time left is considered a tip), buying gifts from My wish list, or simply leaving a cash tip through dispatch.  We have a relationship and therefore it is not beyond My scope to be appreciated ~smile.

Now – as a bonus for you.  ANY and ALL prepaid phone sex sessions that are  30+  minutes long will receive a FREE 10 minute addition to their session. One 10 minute bonus per session and no you cant lump them together.  If you disconnect your session early you will loose your freebie unless you catch Me in a very generous mood.  This offer is good through, hmm lets make it interesting and say October 15th.  

For Example:  If you purchase 4; 60 minute sessions you will get a total of 40 minutes FREE  Etc etc

To prepay your session either call Me directly at 1 866 329 2670 or if I am unavailable you can call the regular dispatch line at 866 344 8432 and just tell them you are pre paying for a session with Me.  They will get Me the proper information.

and yes – I will include call back sessions in this offer.  It goes without saying that this offer applies to sessions with Me only

If you have ANY questions, please do contact Me via Email.

Alexandra
Sadistic and Perverse Phone Sex
Call Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670