Alexandra Kelley

So being as this is a holiday week that several religions profess to have a “savior” or rather Jesus Christ himself  having risen from the dead after 3 days, I always have pondered the ultimate question for those religious fanatics out there;  Would it be considered Necrophilia to have had sex with “Jesus” after he had risen from the dead?    Or is the dead part then just erased like Buffy the Vampire Slayer when she came back from the dead?  I mean granted she was just a little “off” and only a Vampire  held any sexual appeal for her but still.  Then I again I suppose Vampire sex is technically necrophilia isn’t it?  I’m actually curious as to what you think the answer might be.   Crucifixions and Sacrilegious Phone sex have been prominent this week.. not that I mind it at all, I do find it fascinating.  Will you come to me and suffer for your beliefs?  Or do you perhaps not believe as you should, being weak and malleable – easily corrupted by someone such as myself ~smile

Speaking of fascinating religious freaks.. its time to reveal my most secret amusement.  The  good people at Landover Baptist never fail to provide one with a plethora of amusements.  I do admit when I first found the site I was a bit stunned.  Surely nothing could be that perfectly suited for my endless fascination.  To my great joy I was proven wrong!  What is not to like about headlines like : “Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer’s Testicles?” and “American Children Hooked on Demonic Masturbation Toy!“  They even have quizzes and a forum!  Not to mention huge sections on witchcraft & demonology as well as those naughty Homosexuals ~laugh~I freely admit to spending HOURS on this site delving into the psyche of  the creators of this website, after all… how could I possibly walk away from this:

“True Christian™ Warning:
We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil’s business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!  If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we’ll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!”

For more information on the Landover folks.. I HIGHLY suggest that you visit their website.  It may just clear up your doubts about your own religion. Be sure to stop by the Gift Shop and have some fun there as well – who doesn’t need a “heathen” thong?

Aren’t you feeling much more like worshipping at My altar now? I do so look forward to corrupting you.  Just think.. there is a fantastic Easter Sunday special with your name on it.  20 minutes for the price of 15 – all day long.  This might come in handy for you poor International bastards who have been cut off from Niteflirt.  Far too many restrictions there anyway, don’t you think?  Wander into My parlour, you wont regret the journey.

Expose Your Soul at AlexandraKelley.com

 I was idly flipping through channels one evening and found the most interesting show called Fatal Attractions on Animal Planet.  What caught my attention was the boy who thought that large carnivorous reptiles would make lovely house pets, even after he had been bitten and infection had set in.  The best part?  They don’t know if he was completely dead before they began feeding on him since his body wasn’t discovered for 5 days ~smile~  What a thought.  Unfortunately he was probably out of his mind with fever and couldn’t properly anticipate and/or be terrified as they stalked him around the house waiting for him to drop.  Now doesn’t that make for a lovely beginning to a dark and nasty snuff fantasy?  I think so… being eaten alive is always a crowd pleaser.

Could you imagine an erotic hypnosis session that ended in your demise?  The mind numbing fear building up as you get closer and closer to the end.. and the unbearable almost sense of relief as you feel your life force ebbing away.  Or  are you one of those with a deeper, darker fantasy of your own?  Is there someone that you know that is deserving of being on the dark end of your fantasy? Perhaps its just an anonymous blood lust that you have.  Whatever the case; it would be My pleasure to be your guide on your most twisted phone sex journey. 

As you can probably tell, I am feeling a bit morbid today.  Shall we prey upon your fears?  Or someone else’s?

Dark    Twisted    Hypnotic    Sadistic

Alexandra Kelley

Expose Your Soul

This is what happens when I am feeling artistic ~smirk~  You suffer, I am amused.  Unfortunately the black and purple  didn’t present as nicely as I had hoped they would, but I am quite pleased with the result nonetheless. Slut Mitch is always such a willing subject to my manipulations and such a glutton for punishment.  I am happy to say for days after his weekend session, he was remembering it loud and clear ~smile

It was lovely to touch base with Bobbi again, my perverted little friend has come back to the fold and is open once again to the possibilities.  On the other hand Darling Andrew has run away to hide once again behind the skirts of his wife.  Silly boy.  Mitch the Bitch ( not to be confused with Slut Mitch of course) made a lovely addition to the swine pen at the benefit for the Zoo.  He was in charge of making the boar happy and did an admirable job.   J was happy to give up his balls to his mother and I and deviant D was a rat in the maze of my mind- unfortunately he didn’t make it to freedom ~smile  Sweet Mark was kind enough to impregnate my little catholic victim and Submissive Sean learned that his only role in life is to please his Mistress.

Life is quite enjoyable at the moment, nothing brings a smile to my face like Annie Lennox ‘s  smokey voice swirling through the sage scented air while I drink a lovely glass of wine and contemplate my evening plans.

Do you dare wander into My domain?  Expose your soul and risk it all at

AlexandraKelley.com

I will be seeing you soon….

Alexandra

An amusing site for your pleasure My Black Valentine

Did you enjoy your commercially romantic holiday?  Dearest Brad did ~smile~  His sobbing in pain was music to my ears and his moans put my mood in a proper celebratory place.

Slut Mitch survived his 6 days of torment with a smile and some very sore balls.  It was My pleasure to push him to the limit and then some.  Its a trip he wont soon forget.

The Big K needed a diversion from a boring seminar and I gave him a full 24 hours of pain and pleasure for his introductory session.

Cock Sucking Sissy Faggot Slut Terry is exploring his potential as a faggot for hire ~smirk~   Aren’t you excited  about the possibilities darling?

English Damian reacquainted himself with me on a set up session for our next tormentation ~laugh

I do so love boys who aren’t afraid to explore their desires and expose their inner selves to my twisted pleasures

Do you have what it takes to please me?

We shall see my dear.. we shall see
Alexandra

Sometimes all it takes is a beam of sunlight to cut through the most deeply felt disappointments.  After the discovery that I was dealing with a less than reputable breeder I made the decision to terminate the relationship.  I have since formed a relationship with a breeder I  admire and am looking forward to bringing a new family member home this summer.

Many thanks to Submissive Sean for the gift card for a Dyson ~smile  Trust a house slave to think of the cleanliness of my home before all else.  I shall take your suggestion for microfibers to heart.  After all a house can never sparkle to much now can it?

I grow tired of winter and find myself seeking the sun.  I do know its not even February yet but it has been unusually cold this year and I am ready for it to be over.   Although February is bringing some amusements of its own.  If all goes well Slut Mitch will be putting himself in my hands for an extended period of torment and  perhaps a new boy will be sneaking in for an introductory weekend of training while his wife is away ~smile

Darling Andrew has wandered back to his place in my web.  Welcome home dear.

A word that I feel needs to be said.  DONATE.  Clean water is the most important thing in the world. PSI.org is working on bringing clean water to the people of  Haiti.  50 cents will bring clean water to a family of four for a MONTH.  There is no excuse not to help, and no help too small.  Get your family involved. Set a good example for your children, teach them that they can be a part of the greater good.  I will be adding a link to my site  to make it easy for you to click and give.

Expose Your Soul….Schedule a session today if you dare

Alexandra

 Short story.. I will not be going to pick up Lilith this Friday.  In fact the search will be continuing.   I am quite disappointed  however, better to be safe than sorry in some cases.  Perhaps the summer will bring new possibilities.

It is Monday and quite early.   I’ve not had the chance to sleep much this weekend, so I may be taking a nap this morning, but I have many projects that I am looking to get started so perhaps rest is not in the cards for this day.  Watch for new disturbing prospects coming soon to your twisted and deviant future.

Do you dare expose your darkest desires?

Alexandra

As you may have noticed, I will be gone on January 22 for most of the day.  I will be taking the trip to pick up Lilith and introduce her to her new home!  I am needless to say, very excited and counting the days.  Schedule your sessions later in the evening for that day if you will.

While shopping for new items for my princess, I was pondering collars and a friend made the laughing comment that she was surprised that I didn’t have the material on hand to create my own collars for my submissives.  Which of course got me to thinking perhaps she had a point.  What I would be curious to know, is there an interest in wearing a “Alexandra Kelley” custom collar?   I will decide whether to offer these based on the response I get.  Email Me with your opinions on the matter.

To the smart boys who took advantage of my one day special .. do you still ache in places best left unmentioned? ~laugh~  It is not often I let someone steal my time, but as the mood dictates, I can be quite generous with my attentions.

It has been asked what my New Years resolution would be.. assuming I make them.  I used to agonize over resolutions and now I have but one goal.  This year I shall double my income. Mercenary yes.. realistic?  Absolutely ~smile~  Can I not be both? ~laugh

Let me slip beneath your flesh…

Alexandra

a New Year presents you with a very, VERY limited opportunity.  To take advantage of Me. ~laugh~

I awoke this morning feeling especially twisted, creative and with perhaps just a touch of blood lust left over from last evening, so I am going to let you take advantage of My mood.

All sessions today until 12am MST will get free minutes attached to them.  Anywhere between 5 and 20 minutes will be added to the length of session purchased.  Obviously the longer the session you purchase the more additional torment time I will grant you.

This offer is good for today (Saturday 1/9) ONLY…

Wander into My web…and allow Me to feed….

Alexandra

just a note to wish you all a Very Blessed New Year.  I wish you the best that I have to offer…

Alexandra

Well now…What do YOU want for Christmas little boy? Step into my parlour and I will indulge your deepest, darkest most twisted fantasy like no other ~smile

Dearest Nathan ~ Set aside your fears and doubts, you know what I have to offer you and you know that you cannot resist it.

My favorite Bitch Mitch ~ have you been an ever faithful puppy pleasing slut for your Wife?  I look forward to tormenting you again soon my dear..

Slut Mitch ~My ever dedicated and perverted pain enjoying twisted chastity boy, think anticipatory thoughts of your lengthy torment in February.

Meet My newest Chastity boy ~ Rick

Isn’t he just darling taking his first steps into servitude?

and then of course there is of course Cock Sucking Sissy Faggot Slut Terry ~ look how eagerly he wraps himself around a cock in a gang bang party like no other

What’s your deep dark fantasy my dear? Dare you expose your soul?

Alexandra